**"Along Came Joanna: The Massage Therapist You Didn’t Know You Needed (Carlsbad - North County - Del Mar - Encinitas - San Marcos)

**"Along Came Joanna: The Massage Therapist You Didn’t Know You Needed…But Now You Can’t Live Without"** Ever find yourself thinking, *"Life’s good, but I could use a fierce-as-hell massage therapist to shake things up?"* Well, congrats, you manifested me! I'm Joanna, Carlsbad’s own **Priestess of Sekhmet Healing Touch** 🔥🌺, and if you’re ready for a massage that actually *does something*, you’re in the right place. My studio? Serene, professional, and perfectly set up to take you from "Ow" to "Wow." **The Goods**: - Soft, Nurturing Goddess Sekhmet Healing Touch (yes, you deserve it 💁‍♀️) - Swedish Massage for when you just need to *chill* - Deep Pressure for the tough cookies 🦾 - Sports Massage—keep up with your body, already! - Assisted Stretching (trust me, we *both* need it) - Myo-Skeleton Alignment 💀 - Myo-Fascial Release (Google it—it's legit) - Pain Relief (because, duh) - Deep Glute Release 🍑 - Golfer’s Massage ⛳️ - Runner’s Massage 🏃‍♂️ - Hiker’s Massage 🚶‍♂️ - Biker’s Massage 🚴‍♀️ - Hot Stones 🔥 - Cupping Therapy, PLUS better, *vacuum* cupping to really kick those knots out! 🌺 - Hawaiian LomiLomi $210 90 min / $280 2hrs 🌺 **Hours**: Friday to Wednesday, 10am - 11pm, because I know some of you like to keep it late-night dramatic. **Outcalls**: Oceanside to Downtown San Diego. Rates start at 190 for 90 mins, or 250 for 2 hrs (+ valet—luxury, darling). 💆‍♀️ *In-Studio Rates*: 120/hr | 175/90 mins | 230/2 hrs (crowd favorite—yes, you’ll thank me later). Look, I’m not here for last-minute drama, so book your spot and be prepared for a real transformation. Don’t just *live* your best life—*feel* it. **DM now to book with Joanna, the massage therapist you didn’t even know you needed** 😉 Call Today By APPT ONLY ** 442.427.0777 Authentically, Joanna or Joa LMT