**🌟 Your Body Called—It’s Overdue for a Damn Good Massage! 🌟** (Carlsbad - North County - Del Mar - Encinitas - San Marcos)
Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2024 01:38 PM
Greetings oh One in Need
Let’s face it, life can feel like a never-ending Zoom meeting with no snacks. Stress? 😩 Tension? 😤 That “mystery” back pain you’ve been ignoring? Yeah, it’s time to fix all that. My name is Joanna, and I’m here to help you feel *damn good* in your body.
Located conveniently in Carlsbad Village at **2945 Harding St**, my cozy, high-vibe studio is your one-stop-shop for ultimate relaxation 🛋️, pain relief 💆♂️, and a serious upgrade in your quality of life ✨.
**💆♀️ Offerings That’ll Have You Saying ‘Ahhhh’ 💆**
- **🌸 Nurturing Soft Touch:** Perfect for when life’s been a little extra.
- **💪 Relaxing Deep:** Because your knots need more than just “positive thoughts.”
- **🏃♂️ Sports Massage & Assisted Stretching:** For the active souls who want to keep moving pain-free.
- **⛳ Golfers Massage:** Because your swing deserves better.
- **🔓 Lumbar Liberation:** Freedom for your lower back—it’s a revolution!
- **⚖️ Prostate Harmony Health:** A gentle vacuum cupping treatment to promote optimal health and balance.
- **🔥 Sexual Vitality for ED:** Another gentle vacuum cupping treatment tailored for men looking to reclaim vitality.
- **🌀 Master-Level Reiki:** For those seeking energy healing and a little cosmic TLC.
**💰 Rates (Because Self-Care is Priceless, But I Do Have Bills)**
- 💲120 per hour
- 💲175 for 90 minutes (⭐ Customer favorite!)
- 💲230 for 2 hours (👑 You won’t regret it!)
**⚠️ The Fine Print (aka: Keep It Classy, Folks) ⚠️**
This is a professional, high-integrity space where adults come to feel amazing—not act like hormonal teenagers 🚫. If you can’t bring respectful, adult-level communication to the table, please keep scrolling. I don’t take nonsense, and you’ll be shown the door faster than you can say “stress-free.”
**📞 Why Wait to Feel Incredible?**
Book now by calling or texting **442-427-0777**. Your body deserves this 💖. Your mind deserves this 🌿. Heck, even your grumpy co-worker will appreciate the better version of you 😌.
Let’s ditch the stress and embrace a life where your body feels as amazing as it deserves to.
Authentically,
Joanna or Joa
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• Mobile : (442) 427-0777
• Location : Carlsbad,CA
• Post ID: 9158831241